the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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