belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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