He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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