I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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