I heard we made out
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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