My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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