Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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