You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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