went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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