Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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