i would punch a child for taco bell
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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