Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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