I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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