scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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