So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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