I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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