Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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