I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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