Reggie can tackle my bush.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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