so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
