I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
she peed on how many people?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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