just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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