i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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