Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
