No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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