Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She's the barista slut.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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