this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Hippo gnu deer
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
