i don't like sucking hair
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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