You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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