So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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