when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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