I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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