I can tuck mytits in my pants
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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