"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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