there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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