Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
