Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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