I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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