I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
third nipple confirmed
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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