***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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