He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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