in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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