windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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