dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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