dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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