Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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