She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Who wears a wallet chain?!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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