I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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