What a fucking waste of an outfit
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
A+ Viking dick
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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