I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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