plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.