the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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