Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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