I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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